I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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