garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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