I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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