I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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