I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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