Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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