how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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