Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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