i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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