wake up i wanna do it froggy style
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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