even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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