what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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