The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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