It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
