yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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