HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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