Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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