The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
is wine microwaveable?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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