There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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