Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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