I think scott just propositioned me for sex
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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