great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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