Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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