oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
