I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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