when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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