id be glad to
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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