On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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