He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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