she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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