Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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