dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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