i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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