Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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