would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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