Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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