Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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