Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She made me pour olive oil on her.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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