Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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