yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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