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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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