he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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