My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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