fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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