that's an acceptable place to lick
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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