Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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