Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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