I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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