school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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