I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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