don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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