And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
