Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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