Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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