did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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